Note: Sincere apologies that I am not posting this until now, when everyone has already moved on from the Hawaii game. Three-day weekends are very hard on my soul and my liver.
To recap, since it’s four days later and no one cares or remembers: Michigan played Hawaii. If you’re Hawaii, that went kind of like this.
Even for me, the ever-wary Michigan fan with zero expectations, Saturday went well. My prevailing feeling was boredom, and I don’t mean that as a negative – just that it was an early-season blow-out against a cupcake team that we were supposed to beat, and that’s what we did, and there was no drama, and I am not used to any of that. Succinctly: Boredom, my sweet overlord. I welcome you with open arms.
Because of this, I have only two thoughts to share.
My biggest disappointment: Hawaii has a mascot named Vili the Warrior and they inexplicably did not bring him to Michigan.
WHY WOULD YOU DEPRIVE US OF THIS?!
And my happiest moment: Football is back, y’all.