In this grueling stretch of college football’s offseason, it’s good to know we can still find some spice. Toys ‘R’ Us named former Michigan Athletic Director Dave Brandon as its new CEO, and Twitter was quick to jump on it.
Can't wait to see Dave Brandon stiff-arm Toys R' Us at the last second to go be FIFA's new president.
Let's see how far he can fail upward.
— David Arnold (@DavidArnoldCFB) June 2, 2015
Dave Brandon: "This has to be at least four times bigger and must shoot fireworks every time a customer comes inside" pic.twitter.com/siLCc6vWHS
— Daniel Feldman (@danfeldman31) June 2, 2015
Ex-Michigan AD Dave Brandon named new CEO of Toys 'R' Us. Expect all its toys to have corporate sponsors by Christmas.
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) June 2, 2015
Dear Dave Brandon,
Legos are already desperately overpriced. Don't mess w/ my kids childhood & jack the prices.
Also, don't email my kids.
— The Blockhams (@TheBlockhams) June 2, 2015
All Dave Brandon ever wanted was a mascot, you guys. pic.twitter.com/XSsIniYLTT
— Ace Anbender (@AceAnbender) June 2, 2015