Rejoice, Michigan fans! Brady Hoke has landed arguably the most important piece to the 2013 recruiting class. What are you going to do? Let’s go to Disney World!
For others, it might be a dark and lonely night crying to The Notebook whilst eating your pint of Ben & Jerry’s. Or, better yet, taking to Twitter and venting their frustrations on the loss of Green. Now, I must warn you, there is language that is NSFW here.
But, it’s Twitter. What else would you expect?
These tweets were easily accessible. As it only takes someone with half a brain to sift through all the tweets– though many of them were positive and classy. A search of keywords, many of them expletives, lead you where you need to go. The @ mentions were much more difficult as you needed to open up the mentions from ten hours prior and sift through them one by one. Luckily for you all, I got very lazy and ended up using my browsers finder to find most of them. The moral to this story is simple. No matter what you think will end up private, isn’t. Social media can hurt you more than most realize. So, smile! You’re on candid camera!
At any rate, feel free to go point and laugh at the salty folks that run a muck on a Twitter search.
All I have to say about Derrick Green is that he’s obviously dumb as fuck.
— Zach G. (@ZJGoffena) January 26, 2013
We didn’t get Derrick Green but fuck him he’ll regret it
— Justin T Bale (@Prince_JTB) January 26, 2013
fuck Derrick Green.
— Veronica Aguilar (@VeeAguilar) January 26, 2013
Fuck Derrick Green. Him, Michigan, andthe Big 10 all suck
— Colby Lewis (@SoddyKarate) January 26, 2013
wait wait… brady hoke seriously cried when derrick green committed to michigan? that’s when you know your coach isnt very good at his job
— Mike Tilenni (@miketilenni) January 26, 2013
Derrick Green just doesn’t want to play with the best in the SEC
— Will Card (@WillCard57) January 26, 2013
Derrick Green your a bastard!
— Logan Smelcer (@LoganSmelcer) January 26, 2013
Why is Michigan fuckin around with Derrick Green? Bitch I’m right here….
— Jœy Zakrajšek (@_Sacred_Scar) January 26, 2013
For the record, to he’ll with Derrick green. You can’t claim to be an Ohio State fan and then end up going to UM. It’s honestly fucking dumb
— eric white (@Eric66white) January 26, 2013
Michigan can go to hell along with Derrick green
— Joey Smith (@HiImJoeySmith) January 26, 2013
Derrick green picked michigan..dumbass
— Preston (@prestonburnett2) January 26, 2013
Welcome to the suck Derrick Green.Urban found you unworthy.
— Ben Lincoln (@AtlBrutus) January 26, 2013
I swear Derrick green saved Michigan’s class…. Morris is ass
— Christian (@Time2Strive) January 27, 2013
What a terrible move by Derrick Green committing to sorry ass Michigan lol.. Big Ten football is weakkkkkk
— Joey Parkhurst (@JoeyParkhurst) January 26, 2013
@thekeyplay AND WHY THE FUCK IS DERRICK GREEN GOING TO GODDAMN MICHIGAN INSTEAD OF STAYING IN-STATE?IT WAS A CATCH!!!!
— HipHop_Hokie (@hiphop_hokie) January 27, 2013